Carnival of Wank

If you can’t show un-bias political segments, split from Canwest Media and shack up with Fox. You’ll enjoy each other’s company.

Bah.

Sometimes I wonder why I bother watching. I guess I’m just a bit of a sadist.

While looking through Event Viewer logs on a few servers today, I came across this gem:

The master browser has received a server announcement from the computer COMPUTERNAME that believes that it is the master browser for the domain on transport NetBT_Tcpip_{AF4FC9E2-13C7-E47B-A. The master browser is stopping or an election is being forced.

It seems the server was trying to keep in line with Canadian Politics, however it got the outcome a little wrong.

So Abby and I are watching TV, flipping through channels because there’s nothing on. I’m sitting at my computer, so I’m not paying attention, when suddenly dear sweet Abby stops on the CBC, and we get a face full of this:

Believe it or not, this is a *good* picture!

“WAAAAHGHGHAAUUUAG!” is the closest aproximation to what came out of my mouth. “I think I’m sterile now! All of my sperm commited suicide just to be certain that there’s a slightly less chance that something that ugly will ever be born again!”

I need alcohol. Lots of alcohol.

Update: Just when you think the CBC has cornered the ugly market, CTV has to throw their hat in the ring with Craig Oliver:

Move over, Harvey - this is the real Birdman!

One would think that after watching a day of election coverage, and watching my party-of-choice come in fourth overall, I’d comment on it.

Instead: Best Article Title Ever! “A little pee came out: Ars reviews the scares of Dead Space“.

Classic!